he is said to dwell in the castle of Kronborg, his beard grown down to the floor, and to sleep there until some date when Denmark is in mortal danger, at which time he will rise up and deliver the nation
Back during the Cold War, I had this friend (RIP) who had a house on a cliff on the Hood's Canal in Washington State. One night we we're all out partying on his deck about 3:00AM and somebody said, "Hey look at the lights on the bridge! They're blinking off-and-on!"Turned out, they weren't blinking at all. It was the conning tower of a nuclear submarine passing beneath the bridge on their way out to sea. We turned out all the lights and could watch its silent journey for about a minute.It looked like a big black penis sloooooowly and silently passing by.My apologies to the Headmissy.Penis.
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